The Truth!
For the past 200 years, the institutions of the Earth have been infiltrated by an interdimensional alien race of glow-in-the-dark blood-sucking lizard people called Reptiloids. The Reptiloids aim to transform humanity into a semi-sapient slave race using biological and psychological conditioning delivered via fast food, the public school system, pop music, and short-form internet video content. The reptiloids hide themselves from humanity, controlling the world from the shadows until the day when they will finally emerge and install themselves as the rulers of Earth. You have become enlightened to their plot and have joined the ranks of the Awakened: fearless warriors of righteousness who dedicate themselves to resisting the will of the Reptiloids. You must be careful, as being outed publicly as a member of the Awakened will make you a target for the Reptiloids, and you may soon find yourself beset by local police and bad-faith journalists.
